Women’s Striped Prisoner Costume

Description

A Sheepish ScapegoatIn a world where everyone is ready to point fingers at anybody else for whatever misstep may have been taken in the last few hours, there’s a pretty unfair trend in blaming women for the majority of troubles. Whether it is a mistake in the kitchen, a car accident… heck, even climate change, it doesn’t take too long before there is some finger-pointing at the nearest lass for a problem that, likely, didn’t even involve her!Product Details and DesignWe’ve got your back, whatever you may or may not have done. At least you’ll look like a victim of the system with this Women’s Striped Prisoner costume. Sure, it isn’t the attire to which a woman of your standing is accustomed, but it is sure to do the job in getting you off on time served! Made of polyester interlock knit fabric in a black and white horizontal stripe print, you’ll be comfortable despite your unfortunate situation. The long sleeved shirt fastens with simple ties behind the neck and has your inmate number 235629 printed on the front for quick identification. The pill-box cap finishes the look, though feel free to find some ball and chain accessories if it will better inspire some mercy from your accusers. Queen of the ClinkWell, we know that you probably are innocent of whatever crime has been tossed your way and we apologize that the system wasn’t there to help you out… but, sadly, it sounds like you’re bound for the slammer. There are still steps that can be taken and we’ll be with you all the way in full support. Contact all the folks you need to tackle the various appeal processes and we have high hopes that you’ll be cleared of all charges in no time. Who knows, though!? With your charm, you might even be able to reduce sentencing down or have it all thrown out. Might as well make the best of your situation, and, if nothing else, there is always the chance of early release for good behavior!