Straight Santa Wig and Beard
$39.99
You’ll have a holly jolly Christmas in a Straight Santa Wig and Beard! It’s the only way to make your family’s holiday merry! Happy Holiday’s you fat merry man!
Description
Awww yeah… Who’s the present-hauling daddy with a silky satin suit and a belly that shakes it like a bowl full of hot buttered sugar-and-spice custard? It’s got to be Santa, baby. But if you want to show the whole world how you really feel about Christmas for one special night, you have to keep those cheeks rosy and that cherry nose cozy in the tender loving embrace of this Straight Santa Wig and Beard, or as some like to call it—Whoa! We got so caught up in the smooth grooves of some 70s R&B classics that we almost made the holidays, uh, less than family-friendly. But don’t let that deter you! This snow-white wig and beard combo is exactly what people expect from the jolly soul who brings age-appropriate gifts to every good boy and girl.And we should be clear: Mrs. Claus will always be the only one who puts the nutmeg in Santa’s eggnog.No, really! He likes the extra kick!
