Adult’s Great White Shark Costume

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Unexpected VisitorAs a lifelong shark lover, you want to use the upcoming Halloween bash as a platform on which to dispel the myths of your favorite fish: Great White Sharks are not killing machines. They are curious, intelligent, tough beasts, who make a mean guacamole and always stay after the party to help clean up…wait a minute…what?Oh, we’re getting a real shark confused with you in this Great White Shark Costume! That figures, given how lifelike you look in it. But nothing will more quickly erase the idea of a ferocious man-eater from partygoers’ minds than you showing up in this costume and acting as sweet as can be. Folks will be downright shocked. And you’ll have an opportunity to bend their ears about the true nature of sharks. Of course, it’ll help that they are eating your famous cookies and cakes while you chat. Everyone loves the guy that brings dessert, even if he is a shark. Design & DetailsYou’re looking shark, handsome! Give us fin. Seriously, though, we love how lifelike this exclusive costume looks as it swims into the party. It’s positively terrifying to turn around to see a Great White staring us in the face, but slightly less so when it’s handing us a beverage and a plate of food, which you can totally do, because this one-piece jumpsuit has convenient openings in the fins for your hands! There are gray boot covers to make sure you’re unrecognizable in your human form, and of course, a hood with a toothy grin and a stuffed dorsal fin! Change of HeartWe admit it—we weren’t too into the idea of floating about the Halloween bash in the company of a Great White Shark. But now that you’ve shown us just how cool and generous a shark can be (not to mention an excellent cook), we’re totally keen to circle the party with you, looking for our next feeding session (at the buffet, that is!). Thanks for showing us the error of our ways!