Women’s Dark Majesty Costume

Description

Who’s the Fairest of Them All?Ever since you were a young princess in a backwater country, you had one goal in life. It wasn’t to obtain wealth and power, though those are great. It wasn’t to marry a handsome prince or become the most beloved royal in the kingdom. It was simpler than that: to grow into the fairest queen of them all.Some people may call you shallow, but you don’t think you are. After all, people like pretty things! You’re actually bringing great joy to the kingdom by being so pretty. It inspires the army and encourages the peasants who get a glimpse of you as your carriage drives through their muddy towns. They may be living off bread crumbs and sleeping on straw, but when they see you, they’re happy to keep toiling away in the fields and living without indoor plumbing. You’re actually doing them a service!Product DetailsShow off your terrible regal beauty with this Women’s Dark Majesty Costume. The beautiful gown is made from the finest, 100 percent polyester material, sewn by a dozen skilled seamstresses. The black pullover dress has silver rickrack details and a raised collar, with a lovely silver panel running down the front and matching silver on the long, puffed sleeves. The sleeves are edged with silver trim as well. The black necklace attaches to the dress, and there’s a regal silver headpiece with black accent stones and an elastic band on the back side. Being an evil monarch never looked so good!The Important Things in LifeSome people might argue that you’d do more good for your people if you lowered their taxes, implemented more efficient sewer systems or gave them grain in times of famine, and those are all lovely ideas. But the most important thing you can do is to just keep being you… you beautiful, gorgeous, amazing Queen, you!