Kid’s US The Tethered Costume

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The Shadow ChildYou know, we often find our tempers, patience, and general goodness tried by the antics of our kids. From general mischief to downright bad behavior, kids can really test you! But at least our children don’t have hidden clones, created and abandoned by the government, who are waiting for their chance to take over the world. At least, we hope that’s not the case…If your child has seen Jordan Peele’s US, or if you just want them to join your family costume, this Kids US Child The Tethered Costume will fit the bill. Product DetailsThe Tethered are created by the government, so of course they are all dressed in matching uniforms. Your child will fit right in wearing this identical red jumpsuit. It zips up the front, with a couple of snap buttons for extra security at the top. The costume also includes the two necessary accessories for anyone wanting to play a Tethered—a fingerless glove and a pair of scissors. These golden scissors are plastic, so they pose less of a danger but provide the same amount of creepiness. Shadow of Your Formal SelfDressing your family up as part of the Tethered is a pretty bold move, in our opinion. Pretending to be the murderous clones of yourselves while also making commentary about issues in our own society? That’s quite the costume! We hope your child enjoys creeping around in this suit. Bonus points if you have friends or neighbors that look a little like you!