Adult Dinosaur Sublimated Face Mask

Description

The T-Rex’s Greatest Weakness For many years, scientists have pondered a puzzling question: What REALLY killed the dinosaurs? Was it a fiery asteroid punching a hole in their grazing grounds? A tsunami sweeping all the Triceratops out to sea? An alien invasion that the giant lizards couldn’t defeat? The dinos’ extinction seemed destined to remain a mystery until a group of intrepid archaeologists discovered the answer. Dinosaurs went extinct because they couldn’t cover their mouths when they coughed to avoid spreading germs! Those tiny T-rex limbs just weren’t hygienic. (It’s true. Ask your zoology professor.)Product Details Fortunately, you don’t have to suffer the same fate as the dinos, but you can pay tribute to their memories in this Adult’s Dinosaur Sublimated Mask. Comfy yet cheeky, you’ll bring a dash of Jurassic flair to the grocery store checkout lane or post office window. Perhaps others will be inclined to move a little faster if they know that a toothy T-Rex is standing just behind them.  No matter what, you’ll smile your own smile under the polyester velour and broadcloth grin, knowing that you are doing your part to keep yourself and others healthy!