Rubies Tooth Wax
$3.99
Were you in a bar fight? With a package of Tooth Wax, you’ll look like you’ve been roughed up. You’ll like an authentic hillbilly with this neat accessory. Get a little toothy this Halloween.
Description
Teeth are such a huge deal in our society. We are told to brush and floss them daily, make regular visits to the dentist, and spend huge chunks of our days pampering our fangs. There is even a creepy little fairy going around and bribing us for our baby teeth. We have no idea what they want them for, but we’re not one to ask questions when there’s cold hard cash involved. It’s also a big deal when you have problems with your teeth, and you just want to get them fixed, pronto! But, if you do get them fixed, think of all the cool costume effects you’ll be missing out on. Luckily, with this Tooth Wax, you don’t need to inflict expensive dental injuries on your chompers to look like you have a broken or missing tooth. Just stick a piece of this wax on your teeth, and then peel it off when you’re done. Easy peasy, and your pearly whites will appreciate you looking out for them!
