Women’s Plus Size Creepy Scarecrow Costume

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Scarecrow or Scarehuman?So, you’re kind of ditzy? Quirky in a fun way, but also very kind? You enjoy being generous, donating your time and treasure to local causes regularly? This is the very best costume for you.Nothing scares people like a 180-degree personality shift in a single night! “Where’s our delightful and blithe friend?” they will ask. Boom! A scythe hurtles through the party and lands in the chip bowl.“I’m right here,” you will call with a broken cackle at the end. “But I’ve changed… and I don’t just mean I changed into this Women’s Plus Size Creepy Scarecrow Costume… I mean I’ve become something dark tonight. Fear me, fools!”Just think of the havoc you can wreak at a party of all your unsuspecting friends when you suddenly become a maniacal sociopath for one night!Product DetailsThis Women’s Plus Size Creepy Scarecrow Costume is just what you need to make an impression at your next costume party. The costume comes with a plastic toy scythe that you can use to menace your enemies. The hat is printed with flannel-patch details and has a hair clip mounted inside to help it stay in place. A short length of rope helps cinch the costume neatly around your waist. The 100 percent polyester tunic has more printed details, including a very convincingly designed straw collar that looks very realistic and scretchy, but is actually very soft.Outstanding in your FieldScarecrows really don’t get enough credit. They are a simple and elegant solution to the age-old problem of pests eating up precious crops. But on the other hand, hardly a thing is creepier than being in a field alone at night and suddenly coming upon a still and silent humanoid figure. You never know if it’s a friendly and brave scarecrow just doing its job, or a homicidal maniac who wants to add you to his collection of all too real scarecrows. It’s 50/50.