Velvet Black Cat Ears

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You might be asking yourself, “Why would I need to wear a set of cat ears?” Good question! We’ve composed a list of reasons for you to wear these Velvet Black Cat Ears. You can wear them…1. To a job interview at a pet store.2. While purchasing cat food at said pet store.3. To a job interview as a mouse catcher.3. To fit in with all the other cats in your neighborhood.4. To drink milk from a saucer.5. To dress up as a cat burglar.6. To dress up as a cat burger.7. To dress up as Cat Stevens, if we half-cat, half-human hybrid.8. To audition for roles in cat food commercials.9. To audition for roles that are completely non-cat related.10. To look super cute in your cat costume.If one, or any of those reasons resonate with you, then you may just want to pick up a set of these cat ears. We’re sort of betting on you making a super-cute kitty costume, but we’re still hoping SOMEONE out there will do the whole Cat Stevens as a half-cat half-human idea…