Suitmeister Purple Faux Fur Pimp Suit

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It’s FASHION, DarlingHere’s the thing about being rich and awesome: You have to LOOK rich and awesome. Think of all of the rich people that you’ve seen in the tabloids. Do they wear your typical, tasteful, everyday kind of duds? Of course not! They wear the crazy kind of stuff you see at fashion shows in Milan. That’s not a wastebasket on a model’s head – it’s a high-couture hat. Also, wearing live ferrets instead of scarves is very in for menswear this year. See what we mean? Repeat after us: “It doesn’t need to be tasteful. It needs to be AWESOME.” Product Details Everyone will think you’re rolling in dough when you wear a suit as outrageous as this Purple Faux Fur Pimp Suit Suitmeister! The two-piece suit set features a purple jacket made of luxurious faux fur and striped with black tiger print. Black poplin lapels and gold satin lining truly make a statement – and that statement is, “I light my scented candles with hundred-dollar bills.” The matching pants are the perfect marriage of comfortable and crazy, thanks to a hidden elastic band in the sides of the waistband that let you adjust them to your size. The matching black tie is printed with a gold dollar sign, in case some onlookers don’t get the message right away. All Eyes on YouIt might not be haute couture, but your money makes you a hot commodity anywhere you go, so who cares? Dressing flashy because you have a flashy personality just makes sense. Besides, it lets everyone else know when the fun has entered the room!