Monster Staple Stitches
$14.99
Finish off your classic monster costume with these Monster Staple Stitches. Go stomping around the neighborhood looking as real as can be with these stitches attached.
Description
Best Face ForwardHi there. It’s me, Dr. Frankenstein’s monster. I don’t want to come across as a complainer, but I do have a bone to pick with my creator. I don’t mind that he figured out how to create life via lighting strike electricity. And I guess the only real place to look for available human tissue was in a graveyard, so I can’t be mad about the fact that I’m a little mismatched. The thing is – Dr. Frankenstein’s a doctor. Why couldn’t he have studied plastic surgery or something before experimenting? I could have looked like Brad Pitt and instead I look like – well, Frankenstein’s monster!Product DetailsNo need to find a sketchy doctor to create a ghoul-worthy look! This set of Staple Stitches for a Monster give you the gore effect without the actual blood and peeling skin. The three high-quality prosthetics look like oozing gashes barely held together with metal staples. They are latex-free and attach easily without use of glue. Should Have Gotten InsuranceMe again – the monster. Anyway, I’m ok with my face now, and I’ve pretty much gotten used to the screaming crowds. Do you think an exfoliating scrub would help, though?
