Adult Donkey Kong Union Suit

Description

Kong of the DonkeysWhen you accepted the position of Kong over all donkeys, you never knew that it would fit you so well. It is like the position was made for you! All you have to do is eat bananas and throw barrels all day, which is what you would have done anyway if you weren’t being paid!Well, sometimes you have to drive a go-kart or fight in an arena, but besides those times, you are normally free to do as you wish. The only downside is that everyone seems obsessed with climbing up onto whatever ledge you perch on, which is really quite rude. Still, it is well worth it to be Kong! Now, you can have a taste of what it’s like to be the one and only Donkey Kong with this cozy suit that’s comfortable enough for a short snooze.Product DetailsBeing the best barrel thrower in the forest is a lot harder than you thought, but at the very least with this Donkey Kong Union Suit, you can look great as you try your best! Even DK himself couldn’t have designed a larger and more luxurious jumpsuit than this one. The polyester fleece is super soft and cozy, which should be enough to make any abnormally large and angry ape happy. You will love the way this comfy jumpsuit feels in all your adventures around the forest. Just make sure you keep the damage to a minimum as you rampage all around!Ape AnticsSo, what is there to do as the world’s most famous video game ape? You could throw some barrels at a certain plumber (which we don’t recommend), or you could go swinging through the jungle with your animal pals. You could even break out a Mario Kart to show the rest of the Nintendo crew how it’s done!