Toddler Black Fly Costume

Description

NOTHING HORRIFIC HERE!Remember that scene? The one with the doughnut? Yeah, we probably don’t need to go into any more detail, here. Really, everything about that horrible insect mutation was problematic. Gross monstrous qualities. Terrible digestive habits. And, really, he just got really rude, too! That might have been the worst part of the whole mess. (No, it was definitely the doughnut.) Fortunately, the technology for creating human/animal hybrids has come a long way since the mid-80s and even better since the late 50s when we were first making those mistakes. This time, we’ve got a fly hybrid that’s quite intentional and ends up offering up the best qualities of both all at once! (Okay, we’re still working on bestowing actual flight which is obviously what we were aiming for right from the get-go, but arriving at something cuddly and adorable is a pretty great destination, too!) Anyway, we think you’ll love this little transformation we have in mind for your tyke. DESIGN & DETAILSOur mad-about-cuteness science team has devised this Black Fly costume to help your toddler bring out the ultimate in insect adorability. You’d think that would have been nearly impossible but it turns out that adding a smiling toddler is just what insects needed to go from eww to whoo! This bubble costume is made of soft minky and faux fur to create a round body while the headpiece and wings feature iridescent and translucent fabric for a convincing insect wing and eye look. LIKE A KID ON THE WALLEveryone knows that most spies have ambitions to act like a fly on the wall so they can get all the details. But, really, who is more sneaky than a kiddo? With this Black Fly costume, your tyke will feel ready for all sorts of buzz-worthy antics and all without needing a broken teleportation machine!