Moose Costume for Toddlers

$29.99

Maybe this costume will make your kiddo eat that roughage you’re always trying to sneak on their plate. Put them in this costume and then try the broccoli again, better?

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Does your kiddo seem to be growing like a weed? When your baby was born they were so tiny but it seems like they’re putting on a pound a week. Well, it could be with how hectic life is while raising an infant, time is slipping away from you. Or perhaps your baby is indeed gaining a pound a week and your kid is secretly a moose calf. If you think your child is a baby moose masquerading as a human child you shouldn’t panic, partially because moose can smell fear and partially because we have a couple questions to ask you to find out. First off, is your child more than a week old? If so, are they able to outrun you? If yes, then your child definitely could be a moose. Secondly, does your child love to eat twigs? Yes, some children love twigs, however, moose find tender little sticks especially appetizing. Lastly, if your child is gaining a pound a week, is covered in brown fur, and has four gangly legs then there’s a good chance that your child is a moose, how did you miss that until now? Anyway, if your little one is not a moose but you would like them to look like a one, we have a solution. This bubble costume will give them that bovine shape while the sculpted hood with antlers will make them look right at home in the northern woods. Maybe you have a woodland animal theme for this Halloween or maybe you’re just looking for a super cute photo op on that trip to the cabin this fall, either way, this costume will be one of your kid’s favorites. Who wouldn’t love lounging in a cushy bubble suit? We’re glad we could put you at ease about your kiddo’s species and with this costume, your child can explore their moose-like tendencies let made you wonder in the first place.

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