Long Island Lady Wig

Description

Discover Your IdentityWhat’s the true secret to confidence? Is it the ability to see into the future by being born under the right sign or coming from a long line of mystics and seers? Spending long hours studying the art of prophecy and the mysteries of divination? Does it require a crystal ball, a cup of tea leaves, or a deck of tarot cards? Maybe it comes from being a power-house who knows what she wants and pursues those ambitions with a booming heart! Do you have to get yourself licensed and bonded? (Shouldn’t this universe’s manager already know who you are, anyway?)Product DetailsStrike out onto the scene with all the confidence you’ll ever need when you’ve got a hairstyle that’s as mighty as you are! Of course, neither the spirits nor the standard store will help you weave your way to fame on their own. Fortunately, this Women’s Long Island Lady Wig will ensure you’re playing the right cards! Channel your inner Karen and command the spirits here and far thanks to your great big, sweeping blonde bouffant. Slip into this synthetic wig with mesh cap, and—voila—you’re an instant psychic (with visible dark roots). We’re not entirely sure if adopting a thick Long Island accent is also required for clairvoyance, but you might want to start practicing just in case.