Adult Axe Throwing Costume
$49.99
Are you a pain? Then this Adult Axe Throwing Costume is just what you need to lighten the mood. Complete with a bullseye body and axe headpiece, to evoke some humor on Halloween night.
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Ahead of the curveWhen it comes to costumes and costume parties, there are quite a few staples. There are princesses, and cats, and vampires. There are doctors, presidents and pop culture references. There are painfully forced puns and insultingly lazy costumes that are clearly a last-minute effort to fit in with the least effort possible. “I’m dressed up as a guy who doesn’t wear Halloween costumes!” Sure, Todd… Whatever you say. We know you just wanted to wear your regular T-shirt and jeans. Don’t insult us.What we’re saying is, there are so many options for costumes, you’re sure to find something, but it’s almost impossible to find something that hasn’t been done before. If you show up as a princess, no matter how meticulously you redesign your mother’s old prom dress into Rapunzel’s flowing gown, chances are Suzy is also going to be wearing her mom’s old prom dress, and she remembered a tiara. If you show up as a cackling villain in a purple suit with striking green accent pieces, you know Dwight is also going to be there in a purple suit, and he actually dyed his hair green to complete the look. Standing out at a costume party is nearly impossible.If you’re dying to be unique at your next party, why not try something totally random and off-the-wall? Something that just makes no sense at all? Something that no one would ever really think about wearing and would never set out to find, but rather stumble onto on some costume selling website? Something like… this Adult Axe Throwing Costume!Product DetailsYou are basically guaranteed to be the only person at your next costume party dressed up like a bull’s eye board with axes stuck onto it! This pullover tunic has a printed blue-and-red bullseye target, along with a silver axe buried into the front. The board also features a cheeky pun printed across the bottom. in addition, there’s another silver axe on a headband for you wear.A perfect scoreYour last few Halloween costumes have been hit or miss. This Adult Axe Throwing Costume is sure to be a bullseye!
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