Being a MMO hero is rough. Some evil programmer will try to trap all the gamers inside the world. Another evil guy will try kidnapping your girlfriend. Some other evil players might try killing your friends in game, so they die irl. Our best suggestion? Get yourself a good sword. It's the first thing Kirito did and he was able to overcome all of those obstacles. This Sword Art Online Elucidator Foam Sword looks just like the one he wielded when he defeated Heathcliff on floor 75.